Survivor... Kansas Style"

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, KSN Networks is
planning to do it's own show entitled: "Survivor.... Kansas Style".

The contestants will start in Wichita, travel west to Pratt,
Garden City and up to Colby. From there they will head over to Hays,
down to Great Bend, up through Salina and then on to Concordia. They
will then proceed to Marysville down to Topeka, then south to Fort
Scott and Pittsburgh west through Independence, Arkansas City, Winfield,
Wellington and back up to Wichita.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a New Jersey license plate
and large bumper stickers that read "I'm a Vegetarian", "NASCAR
Sucks", "Go Duke", Copenhagen is for Idiots", "Hillary in 2008", "Deer
Hunting is Murder", "Say No to Budweiser", and "I'm here to Confiscate
Your Guns".

The first one who makes it back to Wichita alive wins.