And America is safer tonight...

You can all rest easy tonight. I was selected for "special screening" at the airport yesterday. Underwent a body search, had all my belongings examined in minute detail (don't know what they thought they would find between the pages of the the latest Dark Tower book I was reading), and was asked 100 stupid questions. You should all feel good, knowing America (and the world) is safe from all the nefarious plots and plans I had in mind when flying from New Hampshire to Kansas. Isn't it good to know all our new "National Security" measures are keeping democracy safe from middle-aged Stephen King fans?