I can't stop laughing at this stupid joke...

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With

great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the

world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."



With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all

the wine in the

world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."



And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he

said, "And if I had

all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it

into the river."



Sermon complete, he sat down.



The song leader stood very cautiously and announced

with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,

let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."