Secrets of the Universe (NOT)

If only my mother would have told me these things my life would be so different.
Men are only one step up from apes, women are the only thing that makes them civilized. Evidence that points directly to this would be the way men act in prison when there are no women around. Case closed.
Get married if you like but do not have more children than you could afford to care for if you were single because some day you might be.

Please feel free to add to this.