Friday, August 05, 2005

The New Birds and the Bees: The mystery is gone... How was I born?

The little boy asks his father--Daddy, how was I born? Dad responds, Ah my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on AOL. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As son as I was uploaded, we discovered that neither one of us had used a fire wall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little popup appeared and said: You've got male!

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