An inapropriate bad children's story (who wants to illustrate it?)

There once was a very bad puppy.

He wasn't purposely bad.

He just found being good very boring.

So he would do things to entertain himself.

He drank out of the toilet instead of his bowl.

He barked at everyone.

He knocked over trash cans.

He even chased cars (on the freeway)

Then one day he decided that he would change his life.

By this time he was a young but full grown dog,

So he went to meetings with a bunch of other dogs like himself

and quit his bad habits cold turkey.

With no wild ways to entertain himself the dog became quite sad.

He went to the Vet and got himself some magic dog biscuits to make him feel better.

The dog was still quite bored and ill content with his life as a dog

(Which really wasn't all that bad)

Not all dogs had the things that this dog had.

This dog had a beautiful bitch,pups, a nice dog house, a well paying job,but still

this dog was not satisfied because he knew he was meant for greater doggy things.

So mostly instead of spending time in his dog house with his pack where he was the

top dog, he would just chase his tail until he became too tired and sad to do even

that, at which point he would sleep for days. THE END