Words that will disappear

I wish I had a boyfriend or maybe even a girlfriend. Just someone to converse with and have fun with. Someone that would atleast pretend to be interested in me even if it were just for a fleeting moment and they had some ulterior motive. I'm really not that picky. They would only have to be witty, and smell nice. Laugh at my stupid jokes, be less repressed than me. Bla Bla Bla, never kissed a cousin wanted to but did not. Care way too much what other people think. Live with unruly children because I refuse to beat them. Married to a caveman that does every thing but drag me around by my hair. May run away some day never to be heard from again. Why haven't those damn aliens abducted me yet, I'm waiting. I did get carded when I ordered my drink last night, I was way too happy about that. Tried to get Kelly to go to the park at 8 pm but that was just way to freaky for him. Flirted with the busboy that was cleaning up the drink that I spilled to get a reaction out of Kelly. He was apathetic, he noticed but could care less.