A Puppy's Tummy Is A Sensitive Thing

Mother made me my first doggie smoothie today and it was yummy. I do wish she hadn't added the blackberry, as those little seeds get stuck in my teeth. But other than that, it was taaaaaaasty! Now I need one of those magic bullet things. I think it would make the texture much smoother and much more to my liking. I just don't understand why she didn't put any meat in it. Doesn't she know I'm a freaking CARNIVORE?????????
This concludes this week's issue of Canine Cuisine Corner. Stop by next week when this glamorous doggie food critic will be in London, with her take on Plum Pudding. (Please tell me there is meat in that one!?!)

Yours truly,
Bean