I know I know, you can always pay, or otherwise convince some poor sucker to climb up there and do it for you but it isn't brain surgery and I was looking forward to the feeling of accomplishment (and the cool air too)... but OH WELL...

The sculpture turns out to be a five- six inch gag gift, a figure of a woman doing a pole dance with big silicone breasts...wearing a red thong bathing suit and platform high heels to match. I took the job, quoted $200 and got a hundred cash down. Whooo HOOO I told the guy, he got the RIGHT artist to do the job! Now, to create this gem...I'll shoot a digi when it's done.