Help! We've Lost Our Mishy!

Has she fallen in a kiln and can't get up? Has her spinning potter's wheel mesmerized her and she's in a deep trance that only a kiss from a prince (or a well-endowed frog) can revive her from? Has she been sucked into a circling mound of clay and even now is desperately seeking extraction? Or ... could it possibly be she's got a life and much more interesting things to do than blog??? No - I vote for the sucking mound of clay.