Help Save the Faerie Queens Christmas

Nobody wants my eBay shit, what am I to do?
Thought to get rich quick, but got the seller blues.
My priceless gems go unloved, not a single bid in sight,
These fools know not what they miss, this seller has a fright.

The PayPal balance dwindles, smaller every day.
At the rate it's going, even eBay fees I'll never pay.
So tell the little kiddies, alas, Christmas day is near.
If these bastards don't bid soon, only lumps of coal appear.

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