Freaky Foot Fetish Faeries

No, really . . . it's only a coincidence that I go by Faerie Queene, that it's the name of my all time favorite poem, and that I have had to do several unsuccessful stints in rehab to try to curb my obsession with shoes. Really, none of this adds up to anything. It's all just a random set of circumstances and doesn't imply that I (or my fairy minions) had anything to do with the missing shoes. Really ... truly ...

(But B - great material for a short story set in Joe's world???)