Some Old But Truthful Quotes

Inside every older person is a younger
person -- wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-



Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get
out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with
cookies.
(Unknown)


The hardest years in life are those between
ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I
think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-



Things are going to get a lot worse before
they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic
who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry
and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-

My second favorite household chore is
ironing. My first one being -- hitting my head on
the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-

Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A
woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-

Every time I close the door on reality, it
comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

Whatever women must do they must do twice as
well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily,
this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your
head together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-


I try to take one day at a time -- but
sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-

If high heels were so wonderful, men would
still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one
you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-

When women are depressed they either eat or
go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is a surprised
woman.
-Maryon Pearson-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask
a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on
how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem-

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I
leave a man, I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without
your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-