Can I get a, "HELL YEAH?!?!"

This is actually from Doris. Who, by the way, should BLOG!!! (See, now that I've blogged, I get to do it to someone else!)

The Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry
me?" The guy said, "No" and the girl went shopping, dancing, drank
martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny,
farted whenever she wanted and lived happily ever after.

The end.