God has a wicked sense of humor.

Note to self when making requests to the almighty if you are going to ask for something more than the standard God's will remember to be as specific as possible because God has a wicked sense of humor. You will get exactly what you asked for no more or no less and it really is all in the details.
So that was a good one God, I am not sorry yet but I am sure that soon enough you will show me the error of my ways and I will be repentant. I am trying not to be so human but it is so damn hard.
I had this dream where I confess my sins to a priest and he just wants more details and when I am done he says be sure and come back and tell me what happens next.