No sense blog
If I gave any of my blogs a title that made sense then perhaps when I wished to revisit them I would actually have a chance of retrieving them from the great blog file god. Naming them what they actually are would make too much sense. I tried to find the desired blogs by searching phrases that were in them but I soon discovered that when it comes to personal writing we are basically spewing the same phrases continually, albeit rearranged. We cannot even attribute particular lingo to individuals because we are always plagiarizing and quoting one another.
Observation of the day, K once told me how he thought drunk bitch's eyes were devastatingly beautiful. Like the turquoise water in some exotic locale.(drunk bitch is my new name for his ex) I am not that creative, I just added the drunk to her old handle. I have over the course of time come to the realization that God being loving and generous has gifted some particular human beings that otherwise posses no other redeeming qualities some really fine attribute. Obviously he gave her some really kick ass eyes. I am not sure why this is, it may be so they can mesmerize their prey.
My eyes are unremarkable.
Though it must be noted that, God tries not to give too much less we become enamored with ourselves. That is why God gave her flat saggy pancakes for breasts. But no matter Kelly paid to have some nice bags of silicone shoved under her skin. I bet when they broke it off, he was like damn I want those back!
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