AN IMMACULATE INFECTION

If only I could get a real job antogonizing people and making sarcastic remarks. I think I'm rather good at it. Not every one has that certain flair. I finally recognize my true talent. Stupid bad tasteless joke of the day. What do you call it when a man tells his wife that he caught a sexually transmitted disease from a hotel toilet seat? Actually a good friend of mine made that one up after her cheating husband claimed to be the virgin Mary of venereal diseases. That one was too good not to share.