Good O'l Dad and UNO Brow Tragedy

At the ripe old age of 48 Kelly Nolen has announced his retirement from assemblement of children's toys. He will now be paying the assembly fee. This comes to a shock for many who have grown accustomed to his frugal nature. In news off another kind, Mommy was awoken by her sobbing 9 year old who wanted her to fix the eyebrow that she had inadvertantly shaved off in an attempt to look beautiful. The nine year old had apparently gotten the idea after earlier that day she witnessed the Asian pedicure girl suggest to Mommy that she shave off her eyebrows and have them tattooed on. To that ridiculous suggestion Mommy just laughed and asked "So you think that my eyebrows are so ugly that I ought to shave them off and paint on some fake ones?" "Well, I'll pass." Mommy commented that she should have probably used this as some sort of learning opportunity lecture thing for her daughter. If Mommy would only have done this than the single eyebrow tragedy may have been prevented.