The Master Plan

Dear Lil Kel's Mommy,

You have totally ignored the obvious. You have met this vixen. Do you not see the master plan? She assumes if I have more money, I will buy her more stuff. Or she can bilk me out of money by making me pay for her discarded crap that I bought in the first place. Or charge me for candy. Or while I'm on Amazon.com I can order great stuff for her.

She just did not think of all the things you mentioned yet. She is only four, after all. But no doubt should I raise your objections, she will have a snappy answer for each and every one. In fact, I think she has a great deal in common with you..............