Reach out and touch somebody / Touch me! Touch me!

Look Ma, I'm writin and ain't nobody even pissed me off! I've been waiting for my phone to ring, I hope the universe is having a tremendous laugh at my expense. It pisses someone that shall remain nameless off that I am forever misplacing, allowing to die, and completely disregarding my cell phone. So I think that the god of the two cups and a piece of string must find it funny that these days I am carrying around my phone like it is the damn winning Texas lotto ticket. I take it to bed with me like a freaking teddy bear. I'm keeping track of it like it's one of my children.