Do I Hear 50? 55? 60?....

I can see the eBay ad now - "Fresh Prime Fat Free Shipping No Reserve - Quality, unused fat for use/placement at buyer's discretion." Then I'd have to use Lydia's service for my hate mail: "This fat is too lumpy, I want my money back." "This fat is squishy and floppy, I want my money back." "This fat dimpled when I used it in my lips and now I can't speak without making hairlip sounds, I want my money back." "This fat smells funny when I fry my breaded chittlings in it, I want my money back."