So Kelly goes over there and tries to get the guy to apologize to me. The neanderthal is not even a little bit contrite and in fact is really loses it, goes postal and whacks Kelly on the head with a two by four, Yvonne's husband Andy the blackbelt had to go over there and put a serious hurt on them. We'll probably be sued, I had to bale Kelly and Andy both out of jail (Yvonne was going to leave Andy there). Kelly got depressed and went and got drunk with Andy at a topless bar and we up until 30 minutes ago we hadn't seen either of them since yesterday. While they were out boozing it up Kelly's skanky 22 year old girlfriend called she was concerned because he missed a meeting. I told her that she could come over and pick up all his stuff. I changed my mind when she got here and told her that if I ever see her near my husband again that I was going to arrange for her disappearance, I also told her t hat I was going to tell her parents, since they apparently attend my church. Then I picked up the phone and pretended I was talking to them. So she picks up one of the blocks around the mesquite tree and chucks it at my van's back window. I started laughing my ass of when it bounced off and onto the windshield of her little peice of crap car. I should have ran inside or called the cops but instead I just stood there in shock and awe like a dumbass. She picks up another block and I'm about to be concerned when my neighbors rush over and tackle her to the ground. She starts yelling get off of me I'm pregnant. At which point I start to feel my lunch come up my throat, and I really have no idea why since Kelly has had a vasectomy. They are still holding her down while I am searching for the church directory to call her parents. I couldn't find it but then remembered that dad is a CPA so I called his office and got him, he didn't seem too shocked, he asked me to keep her there and please not to call the police. They stayed on top of her for the fifteen minutes that it took Daddy to get there. All the while she's yelling get off me you fucking beaners, Kelly is going to kick your ass,He's gonna kill you. He hates you, he's gonna buy your house and kick you out. I go back inside and the kids are still watching cartoons so I make myself a rum and coke and sit on the swing and just stare at the mad girl. Kind of sympathizing with her but not too much. I don't know why but I then told her that Kelly went to a topless bar yesterday and got drunk. So when daddy gets there she's pretty much just sobbing. He called a tow truck for her car and apologized profusely, said that he was taking her to Padre behavioral. I informed him that she possibly might be pregnant. Then her Dad starts yelling at her and calling her a whore and a slut and telling her that her life is over. I begin to wish I called the police instead. As soon as they are gone, I just started to cry. The kids finally came down stairs and my neighbor sends her teenage daughter over to babysit them so I can have a my nervous breakdown. I didn't really feel like having a nervous breakdown right then so I drove to brandy's because nervous breakdowns are always better when you are with those you love. When I pulled up I noticed that two cars were in the parking lot and decided to just go home but first I stopped by home depot and bought a couple of quickset lock kits, and I'm laughing while I'm installing them. Kelly gets home about 5 minutes after I finish up with the locks and lil kel opens the door for him. Instead of asking why the locks are changed he asked why all the glass is outside. I told him that his psycho girlfriend showed up here and broke out her own window at which point Kelly says, "What girlfriend" He genuinely seems confused. Just keeps denying that he even knows this person. I'm not really sure what to think at this point.