YING 911 READ THIS PLEASE!!!!

Attention anyone and everyone out there that loves or even remotely cares for Lydia, call me today after 2:15 PM. I have some serious shit going down and I need you to be the voice of reason. It is shocking and down right unprintable, but it's real it's serious and I think it qualifies as an emergency. (PS This is not an intro to a piece of fiction)