He saw the bedroom door open by itself and it annoyed him. It was the invisible woman again trying to interrupt his life. He heard it say, "Bla Bla Bla, need my keys to drive your child to school". He told it to go away because he was busy talking to his eldest son. He knew that it was probably unwise to talk to invisible creatures because it is commonly known that when they talk back, they just make you feel stupid. The Ogre decided to answer her anyway,(he had concluded that the entity was at least female because it was so damn annoying and besides that he liked having sex with it.) It started mumbling something about the tiny Ogre being late for school. He knew that it must be a trick of some sort because he knew very well that his tiny Ogre was carried to school each morning in the invisible remote control car piloted by NASA. So the Ogre used his best Ogre voice to tell her that he didn't care and truly he did not. It was against one one of the basic Ogre core principles to care about creatures that didn't even have the common decency to be visible.

The invisible woman really did not want to go out in public in her PJ's but it's invisible clothes were in the bedroom. This probably wouldn't have been a problem for her had she realized that since she was invisible no one could see her.The invisible creature's main source of strife in it's existence was that the poor dumb sap did not realize that she was of the clear persuasion. It thought itself to be both conspicuous and human. So it was always puzzling to it when the "REAL" people did not respond to her the way that she expected them to.