Sick Lady

I say a copy and paste blog definately counts, but only if it is a transcript of a real or imagined conversation. It especially counts toward your minimum blog requirements if it involves tequila and nudity. I'm alive and well, and will spare everyone the gory details. No permanent damage done but I am not feeling quite as witty. I didn't get anything to eat for three days and I didn't even lose any weight. That's a pisser. I did have a cute male nurse offer to help me shower. Maybe he was ugly, I was pretty drugged up. (In my mind he was cute) Anyway he was the one that was injecting the syringes of morphine into my IV line, so he was pretty much my best friend. I promise a real blog soon.