I should feel like crap this morning as I was awoken approximately every hour on the hour by my partying neighbors across the street. What gives people? it's a freaking Tuesday night you people and your yucking it up like it is stinking News Years eve. Gees have a heart for those of us that have to be up with little people bright and early and have to muster our strength to deal with anxiety ridden teenagers. I am a lite sleeper while K is away. I don't know if this is because I think that I am the by default protector of the realm in his stead or it is just the lack of sex that causes my wakefulness in any case sleep is an issue for me. So much so that I contemplated committing the following acts upon my neighbors and their jovial guests. a) putting nails under their tires,b) unwrapping Blaze's Christmas gift and shooting paint balls at their house.c)spraying the handles of their doors with pepper spray d) emptying my cats litter box on their vehicles or porch or t hem.e) going over and politely asking them to shut the hell up and to disengage the thingy that beeps wen you lock your car. I definitively vetoed choice e) as if I later decided to exercise my right to choose any of my other more satisfying options then I would immediately be suspect. Not that i would be beyond suspicion.
Well where was I oh... I should feel like crap this morning but I feel marvelous. Maybe it is Euphoria brought on by lack of rest. Maybe it is because my man is due back tomorrow.