Secrets I'll Probably Burn In Hell For....

1.) I'm secretly glad my daughter and grandchildren live 4 hours away and not in the same town I do.
2.) Sometimes I plan my husband's funeral in my head.
3.) Following #2 I plan what I'll do with the insurance money.
4.) As part of #3 I don't give his kids anything and tell them all to go to hell for the shitty way they treated their father while he was alive.
5.) I live in fear of turning into my mother-in-law, who at 80 is the crabbiest, most bitter and negative old woman I've ever known.

More to follow.............