Ronald Mc Donald's bitch
I could be drinking a cup of coffee or grabbing a quick bite to eat but I would rather take these few moments and write/complain because that is what I do best. Not the writing part but the complaining rather. Just in case their is someone out there that has not already picked up on this I HATE MY JOB! I am working on finding something else with flexible hours but it is looking pretty bleak. I think that the part that I hate most is that there are often no restroom breaks and I have had more UTI's since working there than I have had in my entire life. Coincidence I think not! I know... Too much info. I have tried to get fired from this job but I think that it is relatively impossible. I have said fuck you to a manager, I have not shown up, I really don't know what it would take. Bah!!!!
posted by Ying at 8/01/2009 05:38:00 AM
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Is there any sacreligious act you can perform with or to Ronald?
I doubt it, Ronald is no longer a sacred emblem. I could probably defecate in the lobby and not get fired as long as it is not witnessed by any customers.
Hmm...defecating in the lobby. Thanks for the great visual! You could try shouting, "McDonald's food will kill you and your loved ones!" with every order?
You could also add, "I gotta piss NOW" to that - might solve your UT problem, even if it doesn't get you fired.
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