Stinky Bottlenose Dolphin Face

I felt the urge to put my feelings in writing,
Because being with you is so exciting,
It feels like I'm riding lighting.

I think of you each day and night,
And when I see you, all I want is to do is hold you tight,
Spend sometime in my heart,
And when I'm with you sometimes I fart.

I know this sounds gay,
But I'm just trying to brighten your day.

You're so adorable!
Do you really think I'm so horrible?

I can't resist your eyes, it's true!
Stinky Bottlenose Dolphin Face,
I am absolutely crazy for you!

Your soul is gentle your heart is lust,
Give me a chance,
It's for sure worth the fuss!

I hope I did not freak you out,
Friendship is what this is about.

Please don't go far
Who knows you might need me to fix your car.

And in the end,
You will always be my Stinky Bottlenose Dolphin Face,
And I, will always cherish you as my friend!