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I was walking around today thinking to myself, I am so freaking happy. Of course the universe heard this thought and decided to mix it up a bit. I went to Academy to buy my son a baseball helmet and as I headed to the line I realized that A I had either dropped my checkbook or B someone took it. I had it in my back pocket, I don't carry a purse because I can't keep track of one (insert laughter here). No one turned it in and I was only in one aisle. So the possibilities are that my checkbook was found by the stupidest person in the world who didn't think to turn it in to the store or call the number on the checkbook, or was taken by a thief. Did I forget to mention that an ATM card ID and another credit card were in there. Of course I cannot call bank by phone and cancel the checks because I don't know the code. I can't call my husband because he's in the middle of the ocean. I can't do it online because sadly I have no access to our bank online. Even if I knew the ID and the password, I couldn't get passed the security questions because even if I did know the answers K is a crappy speller and who knows what hooked on phonics ways he spells things. Inconvenient yes not the end of the world, I have pretty good faith in our bank to cover fraud. However now I am irritated by the fact that I am so out of the loop when it comes to our finances. I have no clue how much money we have. None whatsoever.