Where are the illusions quotes Yang? Don't make me come to Oklahoma and whoop your ass.

I feel dirty

So my loving grandmother bought Emily this doll for xmas. The box and website said waterproof and enjoy in the tub. I dissagreed as much a I could as I figured the cute hair would be a gonner, but it swore hair could be redone even can be blow dryed. I got Emily to put off getting her in the tub but today was the day there was no talking her out of it. After a long hour soak with the kid I get her dryed off and going and head to take care of the toys in the tub. As I pick up this "WATER PROOF" baby it has gained about 10 pounds while in the tub. I had noticed as getting baby undressed there was a small hole in her private area which were a little more developed than needed for a baby doll. Yes it appears that once you let your child play with this doll in the water you as the parent get to let it all out by pushing its tummy letting it pee. All day I have been getting water out of this damn doll. I should note that the hair came back great. water proof it sure as hell is not.

Katz - All things KATZ

Katz - All things KATZ

Oops, posted this to the wrong blog, haha

THE WORLD IS ENDING

O NO never mind some one just blew up their car. Yup one block from the store today some ones car decied hell no i wont gooooooo. Two blocks were covered in yucky black burnt plastic smelling smoke. It apears no one was hurt and they fire trucks did fine job of putting it out. I will also state the tires lasted a long it took a good 7-10 mins for them all to pop. Not sure they are lava worthy but sure lasted longer then i thought they would while being covered in flames.

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Our third feature with them...hope we sell lots!

Living Dreams

Live enough of what you've always dreamed of doing, and there's no room left for feeling bad.

World's Most Romantic Hotels

World's Most Romantic Hotels

Another one for B.

Do I ever have a dream that is not strange? Open for interpretation.

I think that I was living in a great multistory house beside a river, there was an island of sorts near by. It was black outside and the air was neither cool nor warm. It was pleasant and dry, I went into the river specifically to swim with my dolphin. The dolphin swam by my side and around me playfully in the water. Every once in a while it would go off by itself for a bit. I swam up stream against a slight current but it was not difficult and I had no fear of the water or anything in it. The water was black and I could not see anything in it, I felt my dolphin brush by my legs and it felt as real as if I were awake. It is a feeling I have felt before although I cannot remember when. Perhaps when I was a child and swimming in the ocean. I swam through a few big waves before reaching the tiny island, when I got there it was as if there was no shoreline, I had to lift myself up onto it. Everything was black, I could see nothing but I could hear the water, I could feel the ground beneath me and I knew there were many people there. I called for my dolphin so that I could show the others. I was very proud of my dolphin, and he made a brief appearance, but did not come too close. This part is funny and I am almost embarrassed to admit how uncreative my subconscious is. My dolphins name was flipper. Feel free to laugh.
Then there was the brightest golden light that I have ever seen. So bright, like looking into the sun, but it was easy on the eyes. A golden beautiful light that encompassed everything. Illuminating, even the air light. I think that There were a lot of people there and I got the impression that they were having a gathering of some sort but I could not determine what. I don't remember swimming back to the river but I found myself on the shore again. I wanted to find someone and show them my dolphin. It was a black night again, but the water was crystal clear and pristine. I looked down and I saw my dolphin chasing some type of small water creature, I don't know if he wanted to eat it or if it was just for food. There was a woman in a row boat with some other people, I think that she was fishing, she was annoyed by my dolphin, for scaring the fish. I wanted to go in the water to be with him, I may have been afraid that someone was going to hurt him. Then I looked into the water and I saw him trying to kick a crocodiles butt. He didn't seem to be getting hurt. I still wanted to go in the water. Suddenly it was like there was a cliff over the water, and I had to climb down a ladder to get into the water. I could see a giant crocodile at the end of the ladder but still I wasn't afraid. I descended a bit but kept my distance from the gator. Then the gator jumped up and grabbed my leg, it didn't hurt so I assumed it only caught my pants. I was about to unsnap them and take them off but I woke up before I could do it.

The Good Wife's Guide
From Housekeeping Monthly, 13 May, 1955.




Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they get home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.
Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.
Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.
During the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering to his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.
Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.
Be happy to see him.
Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
Don't greet him with complaints and problems.
Don't complain if he's late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through at work.
Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or lie him down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
A good wife always knows her place.

Cock kills man ( I know I am a sick pup)

DELANO, Calif. — A Central California man who was at a cockfight died after being stabbed in the leg by a bird that had a knife attached to its own limb, officials confirmed Monday.

Jose Luis Ochoa, 35, of Lamont, was declared dead at a hospital about two hours after he was injured in neighboring Tulare County on Jan. 30, the Kern County coroner said.

An autopsy concluded Ochoa died of an accidental "sharp force injury" to his right calf.

Sheriff's spokesman Ray Pruitt said it was unclear if a delay in seeking medical attention contributed to Ochoa's death.

"I have never seen this type of incident," Sgt. Martin King, a 24-year veteran of the sheriff's department, told the Bakersfield Californian.

Ochoa and the other spectators fled when authorities arrived at the scene of the fight, King told the newspaper. Deputies found five dead roosters and other evidence of cockfighting at the location, he said.

No arrests were made at the cockfight.

Cockfighting is a sport, illegal in the United States, in which specially bred roosters are put into a ring and encouraged to fight until one is incapacitated or killed.

According to Kern County Superior Court records, Ochoa paid $370 in fines last year after pleading no contest to one count of owning or training an animal for fighting, according to the newspaper.

Attending or organizing a cockfight, or training an animal to participate in one, are all misdemeanors under California law, although a second offense is a felony.

Inner Learning Creature

You are led through your lifetime by the inner learning creature, the playful spiritual being that is your real self.  Don't turn away from possible futures before you're certain you don't have anything to learn from them.
You are always free to change your mind and choose a different future or a different path.

As time passes

So it appears that two months is the right amount of time to take before getting rid of moms clothing and things. While I know that no one here can fit in to them and we have no need for them it still makes me sad to know that dad is packing her things in trash bag to give away and get rid of. I know she is not coming back for them but i really wish she would.

choosing

So my father in law owes me 1,500 and it was agred that he would pay me back with his tax return. Now he is making a big fuss. In two weeks ill have all his money in my account and can either take my money or just take $500 and let him make payments but i know the payments will never be made. My mother in law had a heart attack so I'm they could use the money. This man treats his family like crap and Im torn between pertending to have a heart and just taking my damn money. Normally I would ask mom what the hell to do. In light of that not being an option I'm hoping my good blog people will help me on my way.

Improv Everywhere | We Cause Scenes

Improv Everywhere | We Cause Scenes

Thanks to a you tube video Mishy posted on Facebook, I've become a big fan of Improv Everywhere. Be sure to click on Missions. You'll spend lots of time laughing! I talked to Janelle tonight and we decided we want to try to do the No Pants Subway Ride next January! (But I'm buying heated underwear first.)

Truth and Light

Whoever wants truth and light will find it for themselves.

Principles

It's a slow process, changing principles, and you'll never know they've changed until something that used to be right just doesn't feel that way any more.