I am currently in the market for new friends. My old ones are perfectly fine, they just reside on,in and around other planets,states and states of being. They lack the physical ability to provide an actual more than spiritual presence and it's not that they don't want to, it's just that they just can't have coffee with me or hold me when I'm crying, bail me out of jail hold my hair back when I'm puking etc. etc. So I answered a craigslist ad, because I am just too lazy to wait for the next cosmic connection. I don't have the nuts required to actually place an ad, I would much rather be the nut that answers the ad.