Wednesday, December 16, 2009

I should feel like crap this morning as I was awoken approximately every hour on the hour by my partying neighbors across the street. What gives people? it's a freaking Tuesday night you people and your yucking it up like it is stinking News Years eve. Gees have a heart for those of us that have to be up with little people bright and early and have to muster our strength to deal with anxiety ridden teenagers. I am a lite sleeper while K is away. I don't know if this is because I think that I am the by default protector of the realm in his stead or it is just the lack of sex that causes my wakefulness in any case sleep is an issue for me. So much so that I contemplated committing the following acts upon my neighbors and their jovial guests. a) putting nails under their tires,b) unwrapping Blaze's Christmas gift and shooting paint balls at their house.c)spraying the handles of their doors with pepper spray d) emptying my cats litter box on their vehicles or porch or t hem.e) going over and politely asking them to shut the hell up and to disengage the thingy that beeps wen you lock your car. I definitively vetoed choice e) as if I later decided to exercise my right to choose any of my other more satisfying options then I would immediately be suspect. Not that i would be beyond suspicion.
Well where was I oh... I should feel like crap this morning but I feel marvelous. Maybe it is Euphoria brought on by lack of rest. Maybe it is because my man is due back tomorrow.

Sunday, December 06, 2009

Candy, Coke and Music

It was cold as hell and the last thing on earth That I wanted to be doing with my Saturday evening was some crap temp job. Temping my brilliant idea to finance L's New York trip. As I was ironing my clothes I was mentally talking myself into it. I was dreading it but it ended up being not bad at all. Actually pretty freaking awesome. I helped with a sweet 16 at the Omni, the awesome part was that The Toadies performed a private concert and I got paid to be there. Not paid very well but I made money ate candy drank coke and watched an awesome show. I know this might sound suspiciously like an intro into one of my over exagerated peices of fiction but no joke some times temp jobs don't suck. L is pretty darn close to having her trip paid for thanks to her diligent fundraising efforts and Mommy's penny pinching.